ok.  as you can see from the picture, if you are a male, you may want to skip reading this blog-entry for today. 

it’s time for some girl talk.  nothing serious.  just some humor. 

what is wrong with this product? 

i saw it on the shelf, thought ‘what the heck’, anything that may ‘spruce up’ this time of the month, sure.  why not?!  i’ll give it a try. 

now, without being inappropriate, i will just say, that i unwrapped it, prepared for usage, took one look at it and thought, ‘what the heck?’ 

ok, i am not new to this whole process, i have been getting my monthly visits from aunt flo for over 25 years, and not since the use of a sanitary belt–(cringe), did i have to think twice before using.  huh?  where there instructions that i missed?  was there a diagram on the wrapper that i just pitched? 

it’s a bit odd looking.  doesn’t look like the usual ‘pad’.  (yikes.  can’t believe i’m blogging about this).  let’s just say, i wasn’t sure which was the front and which was the back, or top and bottom…..   

different shapes were involved…  

pleating,  

folds. 

pockets. 

holes. 

it just looked a bit bizarre. 

but, i thought, come on–it’s Infinity

i’m expecting big things!  Infinity.  fireworks from the bathroom!  lights flashing! 

i feel like i’m test driving a car everytime i open the box. 

ok. did a man name this?  is there some silly CEO, in a suit, naming feminine products now?  did he get fired from the automobile line and now he’s naming these?  Infinity.  no, really. 

Infinity??  

come on, girls–is this a word that we want associated with aunt flo? 

that’s like a nightmare.  Infinity with aunt flo?!? 

as a teen, i used to think that if the rapture happened, and aunt flo was visiting at the time, i thought that aunt flo would be visiting me for ETERNITY / INFINITY ……yikes!!!!!!  

well, enough girl talk.  i am a try die-hard Always patron.  i just find it funny that i am now purchasing 

Infinity.

 


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2 comments on “ok, girls”

  1. Well, despite the fact that i am in mourning over the election, i did get quite a chuckle over this blog entry. Some times it feels like infinity though – doesn’t it!

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